Avast, There Swabbies! How’d Ye Celebrate?
Me mateys and I must have been stuck betwixt a rum bucket an’ a swarthy lass, but somehow we almost missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day. The most sacred of holidays tis today and also tis the same day as me ol’ mum’s bearth day. YAAAAAARRRRR!!!! HAPPY BEEAAARRRRTHDAY MUM!!!!!
We plan t’ celebrate by pillagin’, burnin’, and eatin’ the meat!
So, raise yer glass, to all d’ pirates out der, to me auld mum, and to PETAAAARRR SAAAAAARRRRRSSSGAAARRRRDDD!!!!!!
You should use this as your passport photo – but I don’t think you would get very far.
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